- sajadsholidev@gmail.com: Delivered via pigeon. Expect 2-4 business weeks
- Linkedin: Only works between 2-3 AM when the government is asleep
- website: Hosted on dreams. For now, I can only afford a VPN
- Smoke signals: Preferred method. Fastest response time in Iran
- Architecture — I don't write "offline-first" apps — I just write apps.
- AI — I don't use claude. I use willpower and poor life choices.
- Budget — Can't afford AI subscriptions. I code like a psycho. 100% handcrafted code.
- Code Review — 100% first-merge rate. The reviewer never comments — he's also in Iran.
- Scalability — Microservices? I can't even afford one service.
